I CAN MOONWALK!
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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