I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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