8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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