Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
