I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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