i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
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