# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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