You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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