I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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