You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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