If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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