Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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