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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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