Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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