called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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