What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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