So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
The air taste purple.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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