I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
