nut hugger
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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