I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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