You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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