Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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