Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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