Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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