we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
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