I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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