ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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