Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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