does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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