Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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