we have officially lost it.
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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