No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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