if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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