just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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