Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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