I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
It's never too late to be topless.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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