sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
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