His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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