I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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