the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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