Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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