Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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