I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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