there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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