I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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