Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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