North Korea, Best Korea!
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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