i would one night stand the shit outta him
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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