Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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