Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
the day after is always just damage control
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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