Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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