It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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