ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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